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HILARIOUS! This Guy Must Have Been High On Something…He Tried Charging His Phone With Charcoal

April 14, 2015, 7:12 am
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The world is full of many funny people. For that matter, the crazy ones do completely insane actions that might leave you laughing out loud or wondering what the hell is wrong with their way of thinking. Ever thought of charging you phone with charcoal? Probably you might not have thought about that stupid idea because it will never work.

Well, some guy who was most probably high on some serious hard drugs must have thought that the fire emitted by charcoal could help recharge the battery of his smart-phone. How dumb! Below is how the unnamed chap tried the unimaginable thing.

As they say, it is a mad world and wonders will never cease to be on the increase. Check this out


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Kenyans Attack Lupita for Sending ‘Belated’ Condolences To Garissa Victims

April 14, 2015, 7:26 am
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Lupita Nyong’o has finally left a condolence message to the families and friends of Garissa University after the ill fated terrorist attack that claimed the lives of 147 people.

The ’12 Years A Slave’ star took to her social media pages to express her heartache at the merciless killings. This comes after Cameroonian-Nigerian singer Dencia hit at out at her for failing to speak up.

The 34 year old actress, who has been rather inactive on social media, has also been criticized by some Kenyans for taking too long to speak up.

Lupita posted a message with the caption: “Thinking of the families and friends of those recently killed. #GarissaUniversity, Kenya.#heartbrokenhome”

Some social media users really need to stop being petty. There’s no golden rule that a condolence message should be sent immediately
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The Sad Story of Kenya’s S3XIEST Politician JOYCE LAY and her mzungu LOVER (A former CEO)

April 14, 2015, 7:56 am
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Taita Taveta Women Representative, Joyce Lay, has gone through hell to be where she is today. The beautiful Women Rep, who has a killer figure and juicy derriere, was b0rn in a small village in Mwatate and grew up in abject poverty.

While speaking in a recent media interview, Joyce revealed how she once attempted suicide after she was impregnated at only 19.  This forced her out of school and months after giving birth, her son died.

Her tribulations continued later in life when she got married to her white husband, William Lay, who is now seeking a divorce over what he is calling ‘irreconcilable differences’.

Joyce had to under-go surgery to remove her uterus after health complications but she claims to have gotten support from her husband

“My husband stood by me even when I was an embarrassment. He was by me when we couldn’t even enjoy conjugal rights and through a second surgery to remove my uterus.”  She added.

Due to her health complications, Joyce cannot give birth but it’s not clear why William has decided to divorce her after going through hell together.

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My big B@@TY is my God Given Asset and My Money Maker…… VERA SIDIKA

April 14, 2015, 7:59 am
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Vera Sidika decided to reveal what she does to maintain that well rounded b@@ty and how she always appreciates it.

She says her b@@ty is her greatest asset and she will never change it for anything.

Here is what she said;

“I do work it out for two hours every morning. I do sit ups to keep my butt round and good. I have to be disciplined to keep it within the right shape and size,” she said.

“Most women are really blessed with big behinds but they don’t appreciate what God has given them. They let them sink, like…fall out of shape and ignore them totally. I would ask them to try working them out,”

Mine is an asset. For so long I was shy about it as it is really big, but after sometime I overcame my fear. God created me this way. Why should I be ashamed of my looks?”
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See how ZARI stepped out during a Movie Date, Those Thighs ohh (PHOTO)

April 14, 2015, 8:04 am
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My oh My! HUDDAH's bedroom Photo leaves men asking for more, See it

April 14, 2015, 8:07 am
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Huddah is really daring, lets wait maybe next time she will show us more, duuu!!
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Wiz Khalifa Refusing to Take Amber Rose Back

April 14, 2015, 8:15 am
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A few weeks ago, Amber Rose took to instagram to say she was dreaming, praying, hoping that she'd get back with her ex-husband, Wiz Khalifa. Looks like Wiz didn't take the bait...

During a red carpet interview at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, Amber kinda admitted her public plea for reconciliation with Wiz didn't work. When asked about the instagram post and if she and Wiz were getting back together, Amber told ET;

"I don't know. I think we're just working on our friendship right now and co-parenting for Sebastian." Awww, sounds like a no.
Meanwhile Wiz has been posting cryptic messages about saying No, thank you, on twitter. See that after the cut..



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Official photo from (Beyonce's Mother) Tina Knowles Wedding to Richard Lawson

April 14, 2015, 8:18 am
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Beyonce's mother, Tina Knowles pictured with her actor husband, Richard Lawson at their wedding on Sunday. Tina wore Romona Keveza bridal couture. Congrats to them
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Here’s the Best Twerk VIDEO you will ever see, Even Pastors and Bishops can’t resist.

April 14, 2015, 8:33 am
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Forget about those twerk videos from attention seeking  socialites, these well endowed “Mamas” have decided to show men how things are done on stage.

And as usual, they “killed it” leaving thirsty men asking for more. Just sit back relax and watch the hot video below.


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When Your Side Chic Wants To Take A Picture But God Protected You

April 14, 2015, 10:05 am
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indeed God is awesome! Hahaha.

I am just picturing so many things in my mind and the thing is so funny.
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Teacher Flaunts Her Big B@@ty Infront of Pupils!!

April 15, 2015, 9:01 am
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My Employer Wants Me To Go To His Church Or Be Fired (advice)

April 16, 2015, 3:24 am
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I heard my brother got a job at a maintenance firm . I came back for Easter and on sunday after attending holy saturday vigil mass (we are catholics), and that morning, he dressed up for service at some other church.

I asked why he was going there, and he started explaining that it was part of the job he took- the employer's wife is the owner of the church and the man makes it compulsory for every one of his employees to attend else a certain amount will be deducted from your salary. If you don't come during weekdays to cut grass and do clean-up, money will also be deducted.

I fail to understand how a human (somebody that calls himself a man of God) would violate people's freedom of religion like that all in the name of job.

The most annoying part is that he forces them to receive communion. That is particularly worrying because you don't know what really you are receiving especially since there is tattle that the man could be a fake man of God.

If there is any donation in the church, the man deducts it from your salary. So I need advice
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Ladies, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When You Are 25years & Above

April 16, 2015, 3:53 am
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Age doesn't define maturity but that's NOT a good excuse for a marriageable lady to be delusional in her thoughts and reasoning please ladies Men don't like these attitudes!!

1. Begging

The notion that ladies are naturally favoured has turned many ladies into beggars, however, the only difference between some of them and the madams we see on the streets begging for coins is location. If at 25, you are still asking men for things, I'm sowi your enemies in your village are still using your photography to fan themselves

2. Over-bloated Ego 

That many male species are stalking you both offline and online does not mean the chase will never end for as long as you live. However, it' s not about the quantity of people toasting you but their personality. More so, it's also paramount to remember the law of demand, cheap goods attract many buyers

3. I Don't Take Nonsense Attitude

I can't but shake my head each time I see ladies with a display of arrogance under the cloak of "I don't take nonsense'. They don't want to take nonsense from hostel mates, mother-in-law, church members, neighbours, friends and family members; but little do the they know that there will be a particular stage in their life when they have to swallow their over-bloated pride and eat, drink and bath with NONSENSE at the expense of peace keeping

4. Using Childish Names As Facebook Names 

I must say that only kids should be caught adding prefixes such as Lipstickgirl, sugarpie Susan. Ooooh come on you are supposed to have passed this level

5. Being Too Artificial

Have you ever wondered why most men decide to settle down with ladies who appear natural ? You fix eye lashes, wear waist chain, bleach, tattoo your body and you cat walk from street to street showing how sophisticated you are. I'm sowi, even the man destined for you from Heaven may swerve you into the BRT lane

6. Criticizing The Weddings Of Others

Several times, I have overheard many ladies tongue lashing the wedding ceremony of others, for example, how the bride's wedding gown doesn't match with the shoe and so on. Haha !! If all you could do is attend a wedding ceremony and come back discussing how the food, salt and other ingredients are not sufficient then you are not a marriage material

7. Screening Men Like an Audition

The way some ladies screen men due to their high taste, you will keep wondering who will later tie their knot. However, they are not interested in what you will offer them in as much as you are not wearing a versace shirt which costs about to 100k. When the age of marriage keep ticking, you will see them joing the choir unit, ushering unit and other units in church

8. Appearing As Sex Object

In recent time, I don't blame men who regard all ladies as sex objects because many ladies have shown that once a lady offers a man sex, she has also invested in the relationship

9 Money Grubbing Habit

The fact that men are born to cater for the need of ladies has made many of them too dependent that they become so lazy and qucikly put their financial problem on their male suitors. Even if you like money, you should not show desperation and appear like a money grubber, else, you may be ridiculed
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Rick Ross' Twin Brother Spotted Somewhere in Tanzania

April 16, 2015, 4:02 am
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A reader sent in this picture and it caught our attention. According to the reader, this guy's name is somewhere in Tanzania

He is known to have so much swagg that the ladies often mistake him for American rapper, Rick Ross.

Wow, you spot any difference?
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Nay wa Mitego's DNA Results to Find out if Siwema's Child is His or Not are Out..Read and Find out for Yourself

April 16, 2015, 4:20 am
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The results to the DNA test tha Nay wa Mitego did to find out if Siwema's child is his are finally out.Nay decided to carry out a DNA test after his Lover Siwema said that the child wasn't His child

This is what he told his fans;

Nay explained how hurtful its was for him to be told He wasn't the father to Curtis but after the DNA Test it was like a dream come true when he was told he was 100% his father  he said he is proud of his one and only son.



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Vera Sidika Flaunts Her Expensive BlackBerry and iPhones Collection (PHOTO)

April 16, 2015, 5:20 am
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Rich would be an understatement to describe Kenya’s premier socialite, Vera Sidika. She is instead flamboyant and an unapologetic braggart while at it.

The lass shocked many when she showed off her Ksh 1 Million bed recently and she has shocked us some more with her array of expensive cellphones. She posted a photo on social media yesterday, while on a business class flight to her next business prospect and captioned it: “Travel essentials…#BBPorsche #BBQ10 #iPhone6 #iPhone6Plus #Puku #PhotoCreditiPhone5s”

Apparently, she owns a Blackberry Porsche, Blackberry Q10, an iPhone 6, an iPhone 6 Plus and an iPhone 5S which she used to take the photo. In the photo is also a Puku charging device.

Check it out:


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After Being Labeled 'Ugly' Subsequent To Sharing A Make Up Free Selfie. Avril Shares Another One And She Looks Different

April 16, 2015, 5:30 am
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A few months ago, Avril shared a makeup free selfie that showed us a bad case of the acne which had wrecked havoc on her beautiful face. And the internet went ablaze…with unadulterated animosity and people really attacked her with the ferocity of a wounded lion.

I don’t think she expected the savagery with which Kenyans attacked her over this. To be honest, I didn’t expect it and I thought it was a tad much because we are all flawed. The harsh criticism and fixation of her so-called “flaws” was a reflection of society’s unhealthy obsession with the female form and how ‘’perfect’ it should look, after all perfection does not exist.

Anyhow, she has shared another make-up Selfie showcasing her face which has improved .She posted the photo below with the following caption:

" They laughed at me about 4 months ago. Ridiculed me to a point i didn't even understand what for. Made memes and called me ugly. But guess what, my acne scars are slowly fading away! My forehead doesn't have even one pimple yet that was the heaviest affected bit on my face. No condition is permanent. Always remember that. Thank you Oriflame for helping me understand my skin. Give me another 4 months and my skin will be completely healed #TruePerfection #NoMakeUpSelfie #IAmBeautifulAndIKnowIt #BreathInBreathOut #LetTheTrollingBegin #TryJuicingItReallyHelps. Goodnight Fam."
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Vera Sidika Posts This Photo on Instagram And It Causes Major Controversy!

April 16, 2015, 5:45 am
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Born in the picturesque coastal area of Kenya, Vera Sidika has become a well known socialite, a respected event host, a philanthropist, and owner of popular Hair Lounge, Vera Sidika Hair Lounge. She is also known for courting controversy consciously and unconsciously .

Like she did yesterday when she shared this photo of Miss Tanzania 2000, Jacqueline, popularly known as K-lynn and her hubby Tanzanian Tycoon Reginald Mengi on a honeymoon after their quaint wedding in Mauritius.


As you probably know their union has been heavily criticized due to the huge age gap and her fans had to say this about the photo Sidika shared

miss_cand_ice Her honeymoon goal is to marry her grandfather

shmexce_memo Nilicheki ii staff nkashtuka...shiieett!! @ndindi_mbai

karma_maureen @msohshaffer can't believe kayline amemarika na msee mzee ivi

mykiss1 Mmmmh mahaba niizeeshe mie @aznature wink

newtechmobileaccessories Musituchanganye akili zetuuu, Helaa hizoooo

newtechmobileaccessories Mzee ataka utamu , Mtoto ataka mihela

kuryanprincess @kweyukweyu true though...some sluts r busy talking shit while they sleep with older men who are peoples husbands

shareneehoward Viagra overdose@muuru_the_ninja age is nothing but a number.

kanyi_1 An old man marrying a young girl is like someone buying a book for others to read

tedyholly Her with his ancestors on honeymoon lol

sensei_muuru Then you give him viagra overdose then you get shocked when he dies you're not even the next of kin joke on you




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Bongo Fuse :Instagrams Bikira wa Kisukuma Opens up About His Beef With Lemutuz

April 16, 2015, 8:16 am
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Seth de  Jesus Giovanni Aka Bikira wa Kisukuma as known on his Instagram Account, Has opened up about alot of things even about his problems with Le Mutuz and more watch for yourself.


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Wema Sepetu: Singing a Song about Your Ex is Pure "USHAMBA"

April 16, 2015, 8:59 am
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"its funny how people when in a relationship are happy together but when the relationship ends, someone sings about their ex's faults to create a bad image of them. I think its very shallow for someone to sing about his/her Ex" Wema said

Do you think its true? people like to sing about their experiences and lives, do you think its wrong to sing about your ex??
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