Meet The New Boss Lady! The New Socialite! The New Queen of Booty

She announces her presence a mile away. With her imposing smile that  gives you little fluttering butterflies at the pit of your stomach. Audrey is one fine lady, she has made it clear that she is changing the way we "view socialites" allow me to laugh at this. hahahahahahahaha. Okay, now here is a moral goddess who is out to clean up the mess that the Kenyan Socialites left behind, the gooey  reputation, the myriad of broken hearts and  a new slew of "prostitution allegations"

 Audrey, the titillating, come-hither new girl on the block is not entirely new to most of you who love a little partying out of town, especially in westlands, where she would be seen in the company of Vanessa Chettle, Francene Chettle and the rest of the insignificant pack. She now tells me that they fell out with Vanessa, after irreconcilable differences.

She is currently pursuing a Bachelor's degree at the University of Nairobi where they call her the "queen"- The queen of booty and the new socialite in town!!

So what is Audrey bringing to the table, you ask?  Brains, she has wits and what it takes to handle the backlash  and the adoration that comes with being a socialite.